Things I Imagine Hot Guys Are Saying About Me Now

“Not much of a rack, but would’ya check out the vocabulary on her!”

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for doing crossword puzzles!”

“Those bifocals really bring out your cataracts.”

“She looks like the type that goes wild… in the kitchen.”

“Proof that lady, guys, she’s trying to scam the senior discount again!”

“Man, that woman is sizzling hot!  She is smokin’!”  (Nope… hot flash.)

I’d let her make me a sandwich anytime!”

“Should I help that lady cross the street?”

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One thought on “Things I Imagine Hot Guys Are Saying About Me Now

  1. Sadly I so relate to the bifocal one – especially since I just had a cataract removed from my left eye in February and am now wearing TRIfuckingFocals.

    Also, props to the sizzling hot chick – I’m so hot I’m dripping trying to put out my heat.

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