Montauk Monster Mystery Solved!

Remember this from last year? 

There was much speculation about what this creature that washed up on a Montauk beach last year could have been—honest-to-goodness Sea Monster or hoaxy Photoshop Phantasy?  The latest theory is that it was a dead racoon, whom a group of interlopers afforded a full ritual Viking burial at sea.

But then I saw this:

I think this settles it.  It was a chicken fry.  At the beach. 

 Sweet merciful crap.  Words fail.

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