Remember this from last year?
There was much speculation about what this creature that washed up on a Montauk beach last year could have been—honest-to-goodness Sea Monster or hoaxy Photoshop Phantasy? The latest theory is that it was a dead racoon, whom a group of interlopers afforded a full ritual Viking burial at sea.
But then I saw this:
I think this settles it. It was a chicken fry. At the beach.
Sweet merciful crap. Words fail.