Happy Rapture Day!

Question:

Does this mean Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Rick Perry, Mike Huckabee, Glenn Beck, and all the other pure souls on earth will be checking out by 6:00 p.m. today?  It’s sure gonna be quiet around here without them.  And so peaceful!  If this is how it works, I think we’ve got this whole rapture thing backwards. 

Also, if you notice that I am not around for a while (like a week) don’t jump to any conclusions about my whereabouts.  I will be in Aruba with lots of other poor unfortunate sinners who didn’t make the cut, toasting the raptured and feeling sorry for myself!  Happy trails.